Trip Diary
Botswana - Kalahari Transfrontier Park
Wednesday to Sunday 16th to 20th May 2012
Wednesday
Chris had to work this morning but I had
taken leave for the day and so Beatrice and I finished loading the car. Chris
keeps much of the really heavy stuff in permanently. Beatrice had a breakfast
date with one of her friends at Mugg and Bean and I went shopping in the
meantime for the last of the provisions. When Beatrice was back she packed the
cooler box and I made sandwiches so that by the time Chris came home from work
everything was ready to go.
We felt very efficient as we hit the road
and then Beatrice remembered her head torch. Oops! But never mind we were not
far from home and so back we went. At the same time she remembered her pillow
so at least we went back for two important things. Just as we passed the turn
to Woermann and Brock Chris asked about the chicken and Beatrice asked me if I
had put it in the cooler box oops! and so we stopped quickly to buy some. So
about an hour later than we planned we hit the road for Gobabis. We sent
messages to Andy to find that they too had just hit the road and by the time we
had stopped off at the airport to collect emigration forms we found ourselves
in convoy with them which is always reassuring. The road to Gobabis was quiet
and we reached the border post just past Gobabis while it was still light.
Mandy had booked us into Eastgate lodge which is a hop and skip from the
border. We checked in and found our little bungalow. Very fine, clean and with all
you need for an overnight stop. We all got together at our place because the
other bungalows are a bit small and filled in our emigration forms while
waiting for the others to arrive. Mandy and Andy had cooked cous-cous with a
lamb tagine for supper, very tasty.
Thursday; from the border almost to the park!
We got
up early and hit the border just as it opened. Since we had already filled in
our forms we were first through and drove across the Botswana side before the
lorry drivers. The official on the Bots side was a bit shirty and required from
everyone the specifications of our destination even correcting spellings in a
couple of cases!
Eventually we were on the open road. We
turned south at Charles Hill and from then on we were in Len’s hands. He had
looked up the short cuts to the park on a GPS application called Tracks for
Africa which was working a bit intermittently on his lap top. The first
settlement that we reached was Makunda. Here the Botswana government was
improving the road system and had tarred quite a few streets – we got a bit
lost and all whizzed past an interested local farmer, turned round and whizzed
past him again. He watched us calmly –
tourists! We found the right road and set off for the next town; Kule, or Kole
according to some notices. We drove happily through, admiring the
infrastructure. Botswana does seem to be investing in good school buildings and
teachers’ houses and in neat admin offices. The next settlement is Ncojane and
we take a wrong turn. It is after 55 km that Mandy notices we are travelling
due east – wrong -! We turn around and take the road to the south east. After a
while on this road Len, who is in the lead, screeches to a halt. His GPS device
shows that we have missed our turn, we back track to what is clearly a back
track literally. This is where our smart new vehicles will acquire real patina!
This looks like a track normally used by donkey carts but probably isn’t or the
poor donkeys would be lacerated by the thorn bushes. As it is our cars scrape
through the bush with the thorns screeching along the sides like fingernails
down a blackboard. The track is beyond winding, it negotiates its way through
the bush like a switchback ride around every obstacle that it encounters. The
sand alternates between deep and hard packed and rocky. You can tell that the
drivers are having a whale of a time. This is why you come to Botswana! From
time to time the dense bush gives way to more open country with blond high
grass and thorn trees and we think – yes! Then the bushes crowd in again and we
have no view of anything.
From time to time we see an animal or two,
a couple of springbok, a hartebeest standing under a tree, ground squirrels and
mongooses and a flash of red as a Crimson breasted shrike flies across the
landscape.
At one point, as the land has opened out
again we arrive at a pan. Flat white earth and the odd tuft of grass or scrub,
but there must be water because there are dozens of animals, springbok in
particular, very plentiful, and a family of bat eared foxes investigating the
smaller fauna, one appears to have caught a mouse or something equally small.
We watch for a while but it is getting late and we can’t linger too long.
Near to this pan there is a campsite and
Chris and Len are interested in staying the night since reaching the Kaa gate
of the park is unlikely today. The rest of us are less keen and want to press
on as far as possible so that tomorrow is not entirely spent driving. Being a
democratic group we decide to keep going but rather than continue on the
intrepid road we turn towards the gravel road that runs more directly to the
turnoff to the park. Boring, boring, cry the intrepid ones. The landscape is by
now completely beautiful, deep pale gold grass filtering the sunlight as the
sun sinks in the sky; dark green thorn trees standing with the grass up to
their knees. We see quite a few steenbok and duikers, small antelope who
disappear quickly into the grass when we alarm them. We turn off onto the road
to the park, deep red sand, deep tracks, you hardly need to steer! The sun has
sunk lower and it is clear that we should make camp as soon as possible. So in
between our exclamations about how beautiful the landscape is we look for a
likely camping spot. Since Len is in the lead he and Karen are in charge.
Apparently there is a pan nearby and they are quite keen to find it, it doesn’t
appear. We pass likely spot after likely spot and just before we start yelling
out of the window in frustration, Len turns off the road. There is a lovely
swathe of grassland and some nice trees. No bush for lions to hide in – very
important!
We set
up camp quickly and Karen and Len prepare the meal; they are ‘on’ for this
evening, chicken curry and rice – nobody intends to braai meat this weekend –
interesting. The evening starts with gin and tonics – lovely. The contrast of a
sophisticated drink in such a rugged situation makes the drink taste even
better. I don’t actually drink much because I’m worried about the lion issue
and don’t want to be found in a compromising position by a hungry predator at
three in the morning. Len makes a fire in a sandy place, Beatrice rakes it
clear and we collect wood since it isn’t the park yet. We sit around the fire
getting closer and closer to the flames as the night falls and the cold settles
down. Our chairs cluster closer and closer together as the circle draws in and
by around eight o’clock we have given up the chairs and are standing shoulder
to shoulder. Like penguins in the Antarctic we move to warm our fronts and then
our backs and then our fronts again. Chris has the thermometer on the table and
as it nears freezing point we decide that we really have had enough and we race
towards our beds. Thank heaven for feather duvets! Beatrice has decided that
the car is the best place to sleep being the most lion proof possible place. Chris
has set up our new mega loo seat and communes with nature under the stars.
Brave man.
Friday into the park
Breakfast is a chilly affair, Len announces
that he heard a lion in the night at around four in the morning. Makes me glad
that I avoided having to leave the tent. Gin and Tonic – what a cool drink –
minimum liquid, maximum kick!
I have totally lost my bearings by now but
fortunately the drivers have a better sense of direction and we hit the road as
quickly as possible since it would be good to be at our destination, Swartpan,
by lunchtime. The deep sand track continues through the beautiful country, and
continues, and continues. We seem to travel forever - maybe we’re trapped in
some sort of time warp and will keep on driving through this same gently
undulating country forever! The landscape is lovely but monotonous and one
becomes thrilled by the smallest deviation from the usual. We drive for a
couple of hours seeing plenty of oryx, this is perfect oryx country, as well as
springbok and hartebeest and the smaller buck. The gate to the park is very
smart, paid for with European Union money. We are told that the pump is broken
at Swartpan and so there is no water, we fill up all of our receptacles ‘just
in case’.
The road to our camp takes us past a number
of pans, all peopled with animals. At one point, while we wait for Andy to put
some fuel into his car, we stop at a pan and watch a group of oryx who equally
curiously watch us until they decide we might be dangerous and run off with a
frisk of their tails. At twelve we pass another campsite and ponder for a
moment about stopping for lunch but no – we are only two hours from Swartpan
and we keep going. The dunes undulate and so we can regularly have a wide view
of the Kalahari, so lovely so full of vegetation and so dry. The birds and
animals here all have drought-proofing which is why we can’t believe our eyes
when a small herd of eland gallop across the dunes in front of us. At first we
can’t work out what they are, Chris thinks that they look like cattle, I think
that they look like zebra but they have horns and they move in a strange way,
unlike other antelope. I look through the animal book but I can’t recognise
them, surely they can’t be eland? Then Karen confirms it – hey! My first
properly wild eland!
We reach a splendid pan at around two
o’clock. Is this really Swartpan? How great is that! There are dozens of oryx,
springbok and hartebeest grazing gently. We pass the entrance to campsite
number 1 and standing there, armed with a large catapult is a retired South
African who is camping here for four days with his wife. One car – brave. Our
convoy carries on to campsite 2. A lovely sandy circle in the shade of tall
thorn trees. It looks welcoming and from the circle one has a good view of the
pan and the oryx. We choose our spots and set up our tents. A detail of kids
and adults dig the loo and put up a screen. Our loo seat is placed throne-like
over the hole. The view from loo to pan is very good, one can sit and
contemplate the landscape very happily.
We set out the tables and chairs and Diane
starts to prepare for their cooking evening. She takes out what seems to be an
enormous amount of spaghetti but after all there are eleven of us and Jason is
still a growing boy!
We walk down to have a closer look at the
animals and counting on the herd principle to protect us we keep fairly close
together, Andy and Mandy arrange their chairs to watch us from the camp so if
anyone is eaten they will have a good view. After a while at the edge of the
pan we relax a bit and walk closer but the animals spot us and race off. We
take photos of each other instead in the evening light and then return to the
camp. This evening is red wine tasting, tomorrow we will enjoy the white and
rosé wines. We settle in for our tasting, Chris wants us not only to
rate the wines but to try to guess the cultivar. I get everything wrong!!! But
the wines taste nice. Dianne serves the
food, gem squash, garlic bread, spaghetti and sauce. We tuck in but there will
still be plenty of leftovers for lunch tomorrow. Jason has cooked brownies for
dessert and there will be plenty of those for afternoon tea tomorrow!
The night is not so cold and we chat around
the fire for much longer than last night not needing to adopt the penguin
principle. Eventually we head for the tents, there is a jackal looking for
pickings and we shut away all of the food in the cars so that visitors will be
discouraged.
Saturday. One day to relax!
Last night, around midnight there was a
spotted hyena in the camp, Dianne screamed, Len shone his mega torch and there
was some excited discussion which our family missed entirely. It mooched around
the camp drank the water in the wash basin, sniffed at Jason and Catherine’s
tent and Mandy and Andy’s tent and tried to get into Andrew and Dianne’s.
Andrew says that he was ready with a pillow to attack it if it broke in. I
didn’t wake up until three, my normal time to go to the loo, by which time the
excitement was over and all was quiet in the camp. I looked around for eyes
with the torch and saw nothing, glad not to have known about the hyena at the
time. We reckon afterwards that perhaps the scream sounded like a vulnerable
and edible something which is why Dianne and Andrew got so much attention.
This morning there was a bit of an east
wind so we sat in the sun until the day warmed up. Breakfast was leisurely for
the first time since today is the only non-driving day of the weekend. Mandy
and Andy got the cards out and a poker school was established under a tree.
Mandy proving to be the wiliest of players. The
poker school carried on for most of the day since the kids really enjoyed
playing cards. Eventually it was just the three of them playing as darkness fell.
Apart from relaxing in the camp Andy took people out in his car for two drives
around the pan. The first, before lunch, we saw large numbers of hartebeest and
oryx and quite a big herd of springbok. On the second drive before supper we
saw the same characters after we had taken an exploratory drive to the west and
come across the border to Namibia – we are so close! A pair of secateurs and we
would be in Aranos and the drive home would take a few hours, as it is
tomorrow’s drive will take most of the day! We meet the South African and his
wife. He says that he saw the hyena drinking at the waterhole this morning with
a bloodied muzzle – fortunately he had not feasted in Dianne and Andrew’s tent
but elsewhere! There were vultures around but we couldn’t find what they were
eating and a Bataleur eagle, distinctive with its very short tail, was soaring
over the pan.
For lunch Chris made a big salad and we ate
Dianne’s leftovers. For supper he made chicken curry in an Indonesian style but
it had a lot of liquid and so we ate it as soup, it was very tasty and everyone
had seconds and in some cases thirds! Beatrice and I helped with the
preparation but the cuisine aspect of the meal was Chris’.
While we were out on the first game drive
with Andy, Jason realigned the pit loo however the earthworks around the edge
were a bit unstable and when I paid a visit I found one side of the loo support
sinking gently into the abyss. Eventually, being a folding contraption, it
folded and deposited me on the ground. Fortunately I was thrown off at an angle
not into the pit and suffered only wounded dignity and sand in places it did
not belong. Jason dug another hole. My next loo experience was at night. I was
minding my own business communing with nature when Karen chose to explore the
part of the bush where I was sitting with her spotlight. The beam happily
caught me only on its periphery before I yelled!
The evening was quite balmy but we had to
get up before dawn cracked and so we all got to bed early. The night was not entirely
peaceful. A hyena and some jackals had a violent disagreement nearby and in the
early morning a lion made his panting roaring sound four times, such a
thrilling noise, as long as its far enough away! Dianne and Andrew were the
only ones who slept through the lion.
Sunday – back home the long way round
We had
made our teas and coffees the night before and packed all the necessaries for
breakfast into the cars in an accessible way so once the camp was demolished we
left as the sun was rising. We quickly checked the waterhole but nothing
exciting was happening although Led spotted some very large lion tracks on the
road. Maybe that lion last night was closer than we thought! The tracks led
from the South Africans’ camp Hope they are ok! We turned off in the direction
of the gate 70 odd kilometres away. Of course we knew the track by now and so
we were looking out for the Eland around the waterhole nearest to where we had
spotted them before. They were there and we got a splendid view of them in the
sharp morning light. What a treat! Further along and Len is still looking for
lion tracks. We round a bend and nearly drive into him, he has stopped for more
tracks. Andy rounds the bend and nearly drives into us – oops rephrase – drives
into us. He braked but we were too close to the bend. We get out to survey the
damage and stop Andrew Len, oblivious, drives off in search of the lions!
Eventually we get going, our rear door has
taken on a new shape and Andy has lost his front spoiler Len is still looking
for lions and finds them. Two black maned Kalahari lions resting by the side of
the road. They eye us for a while and then make off into the bush, one of them
limping badly, Beatrice and I feel sorry for him. Is she working towards an
Androcles moment? We drive off before she acts on impulse.
We reach the gate around 8am and take
another route towards Hkunsi. Andrew and Andy both need to find fuel quite soon
so the route we took before will not work. But what a blessing that we took
this route! It starts off a bit slow, bushy and scrubby, not very wonderful but
it opens out into beautiful country – almost park-like. The wonderful blond
grass carpets the landscape and well shaped camel thorn trees provide shade for
the animals, and there are plenty of animals. Towards the end of the sand road
we come across two enormous herds of springbok, over a thousand strong. It is
the most amazing sight of the weekend. Len keeps saying ‘pristine’, what a
privilege and it really is such a privilege to be here in such a lovely place.
After a
fill up we drive off to Kang on the trans-Kalahari highway. We are going east
on a newly made road. Not the right direction but we need the speed of the tar
road to be able to make it home as quickly as we can. It would be nice to have
the odd road sign to indicate that we are going to the right place but no such
luck – at least here is only one place due east of here!
At Kang
we fuel up and I take over the driving at last – tar road is no problem but I
am not so secure on deep sand. The trans Kalahari highway is just a matter of
counting the kilometres and watching out for cows. As the dusk grew the cows
got more difficult to spot and Len, who was still in front, used his hazard
lights to indicate rogue livestock on the road. At one point he drove past a
group of people by the side of the road – should be no problem after all people
have more sense than cows, except not in this case. A young person (man?) walks
straight out into the road in front of me, head down ignoring the car bearing
down on him at a close range and high speed. I swerve and hit the horn but it’s
as if he/she is deaf and there is a small child hovering ready to follow. I
miss him/her by a whisker and he/she shows no sign that this was a near death
experience. Either the person thought he/she was a cow or else was drunk.
This was scary enough but later on I
experienced a ghost cow mooching along the middle of the road and completely
lost my nerve. Chris had had his sleep by this time and took over the driving.
After a painless transition through immigration we met up in the Wimpy at
Gobabis for our final joint meal of the weekend and the headed back to
Windhoek. We arrived home at half past midnight and discovered that our bashed
in rear door would not open. Beatrice had to crawl in from the front of the car
and drag the bags and boxes out. Gosh tomorrow I have to hit the ground
running, hope I succeed!